"If your dances at school didn't involve at least some getting drunk in the woods, you were clearly friends with the wrong crowd." Byerly had, of course, been friends with the right crowd: sneaking off to do misdeeds during unsupervised moments had been a grand tradition in his set. He has fond memories of those scandalous days - trying new things, trying new people...His first time with a man had been during a school function, actually. The guardians of that school kept decent watch over their patrons' daughters, guarding and preserving their chastity, but no one kept a good eye on the sons. Ah, memories.

"Well. We'll keep you clear of all social events, then. Milady Greene is too good for such things."