[Nope, not drunk; this was baseline Tucker, purely unfiltered, slightly focused on the wrong thing Tucker. But whatever, that's what made him charming, right? Right?]
Hey, hey, hey, if you want to learn how to get chicks, you need to sign up for the lessons. I don't give out my advice for free unless you're a friend. Those are tried and true, time honored secrets, you know; in the wrong hands, an orgy of huge proportions could happen, and no one person -other than me- should have that kind of power.
[Unless you're his best friend-slash-teammate who was totally helpless with his horribly violent Freelancer lady, but whatever, dude, that didn't count. It's what people did for one another; they alone were allowed to have lessons from Professor Fuck. This guy who he never met before, who was here instead of down at beach, who was asking if he was a hero? Nope. He had to pay.]
Why, did you hear about one who wants me to make out with them?
[And sometimes, that payment came in knowledge of women who wouldn't mind kissing him.]
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Hey, hey, hey, if you want to learn how to get chicks, you need to sign up for the lessons. I don't give out my advice for free unless you're a friend. Those are tried and true, time honored secrets, you know; in the wrong hands, an orgy of huge proportions could happen, and no one person -other than me- should have that kind of power.
[Unless you're his best friend-slash-teammate who was totally helpless with his horribly violent Freelancer lady, but whatever, dude, that didn't count. It's what people did for one another; they alone were allowed to have lessons from Professor Fuck. This guy who he never met before, who was here instead of down at beach, who was asking if he was a hero? Nope. He had to pay.]
Why, did you hear about one who wants me to make out with them?
[And sometimes, that payment came in knowledge of women who wouldn't mind kissing him.]