Oh, yes. Poor me.

[ It's sympathy rather than pity, so the sarcasm isn't quite so biting as it might have been. It's still present, though, mockery and irony positively dripping from his words. ]

I'm really the one suffering here. It's about damned time someone recognized the sheer pain I'm going through. [ Then, with pursed lips: ] The one you should be pitying is Miles, who can't get himself off that horrible old man's dick. Not that he even really tries to dislodge himself. I'm starting to think he enjoys it there.