I'll have you know that I curate my vices cautiously. I've only the classiest, most genteel assemblage of them. Carrying off widows like the villain in the Mutant of Vorfolsegrad - [ The mutant in that old bit of novelistic garbage actually murdered heroic young paramours to carry off an assemblage of maidens, not of widows, but point well made nevertheless, he thinks - ] Is a bit beyond the pale for me.