An honest chuckle is By's reward for this tale, as Kaidan shakes his head at the mental image of boxer-brief banditry. "Honestly," he says, "Most of my best dirt is shore leave stories. And as for the, ah, laundry quotient around here, I've been spending most of my time head-down in the tech labs lately. More math than gossip, although if I had some of what you're having I might just start understanding the higher-level stuff Micah's dealing in. Right before passing out."