I have been stopping you from drinking more.

[ Whether or not you noticed. Remember the friend you made is actually a giant killjoy, and has developed skills as the eternal designated driver. ]

Still. Next time you ask, I'll answer -- if you don't drink too much more, even after I leave to give my report. [ 'Cause he does still have to do that. ] You should probably just. Stay here a while, too.

[ In other words he's not actually cutting much of a deal, he's just a gigantic overprotective worrier. As always. ]