Nah, they're incredibly phallic. Still, there's at least a bit more distance between you and the object of your projectile affections. Less incriminating.

Swords though. Much more bluntly suggestive. Heaving, grunting, thrusting into something soft and vulnerable. I still think that one's worse.

[ He still sounds bored as fuck but Wash might actually be having fun here. Just a little. Maybe. ]